Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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