32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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