Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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