if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I wear drunk well.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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