Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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