Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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