My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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