Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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