This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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