Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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