I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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