Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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