Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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