...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
