Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
...so i touched it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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