I would go down on you faster than GM stock
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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