I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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