We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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