ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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