"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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