I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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