Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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