Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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