I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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