There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
