Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
