Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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