I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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