so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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