I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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