She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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