Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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