dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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