singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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