You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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