Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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