I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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