how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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