Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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