Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
pray to the hookup gods
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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