I don't think brook has ever known best
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize