He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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