So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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