Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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