spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He did a backflip because drugs
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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