I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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