yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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