You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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