She announced her abortion via fbk
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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