I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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