I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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