I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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