Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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