I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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