This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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