Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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